Wondering if I want to make a serious commitment to blog on a regular basis, even if no on else ever reads what I write...or be a lazy butt and skip challenging myself. Hmmm.....
[I loooved how you punkUate! You kick-ass! Nobody knows how to put a COMMA in that three-letter-sentence] Not so fast, young woman. God loves you, as do I; there will be a Warning for each one of U.S. soon. Deciding by our finite existence, girl, whether we deserve Upstairs or downtown. Lemme give you another opportunity to choose whether you want Heaven. Just hear-me-out... you can delete this till the Warning comes --- A few thoughts, girl, which shall influence U.S. to reach for Utopia no matter what the cost: FOUR!! blogs which tell of the exxxcitement Heaven Above has to offer, which is an eternity of pleasure-beyond-measure; we ROTE {theeyebeam} to show a true story about sex in Heaven after we croak (apparently, most of U.S. are completely unaware of this fact). C'mon, people. The Liar's a deceiver: absolutely no sex in Hell amid the flames, filth and fuglyness, yet, puh-lenty of sssEX! Upstairs for those who want some. And why not?? Doesn’t God say anything and everything’s possible?? Yeah. Thot so. God bless you. Meet me Upstairs, dear, where you’ll be 17 and I will be 21 for the length and breadth of eternity --- ‘God only gives bawls to those who see the need for humility’ -blessed holy socks
[I loooved how you punkUate! You kick-ass! Nobody knows how to put a COMMA in that three-letter-sentence] Not so fast, young woman. God loves you, as do I; there will be a Warning for each one of U.S. soon. Deciding by our finite existence, girl, whether we deserve Upstairs or downtown. Lemme give you another opportunity to choose whether you want Heaven. Just hear-me-out... you can delete this till the Warning comes --- A few thoughts, girl, which shall influence U.S. to reach for Utopia no matter what the cost: FOUR!! blogs which tell of the exxxcitement Heaven Above has to offer, which is an eternity of pleasure-beyond-measure; we ROTE {theeyebeam} to show a true story about sex in Heaven after we croak (apparently, most of U.S. are completely unaware of this fact). C'mon, people. The Liar's a deceiver: absolutely no sex in Hell amid the flames, filth and fuglyness, yet, puh-lenty of sssEX! Upstairs for those who want some. And why not?? Doesn’t God say anything and everything’s possible?? Yeah. Thot so. God bless you. Meet me Upstairs, dear, where you’ll be 17 and I will be 21 for the length and breadth of eternity --- ‘God only gives bawls to those who see the need for humility’ -blessed holy socks
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